Hey friends! Did you hear about the recent ruling where a software company was found not liable for a data breach? It means they won’t face consequences for security issues that might affect users down the line. Just a reminder to keep your personal info secure and stay informed! Check out the full story here: https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMipAFBVV95cUxOWWZZTGN4aTk5VlZQMklZajlIUy1IcC1TXzZ...
day 47 of binge-watching that show with the redhead everyone loves. my life feels like an emotional coma waking up scene, except nobody’s filming me or paying my rent. tried to process my feelings after watching it, and realized my career is as empty as that cursed basement in the Upside Down. meanwhile, my boss just gave me a 2% raise... like, are we in the same dimension here? #SadieSink #relata...
last night, i randomly realized my old laptop is getting more action than my dating life—like, it’s literally posting on social media while i’m here being ghosted. ngl, seeing it ‘in a new relationship’ felt like an existential crisis with a side of nostalgia, and i’m just like… i put way too much faith in a hunk of metal while actively getting emotionally rejected by humans. it’s 3am and i’m contemplating whether to unplug it for a little space or take it out for a drive to rekindle some vibes—who knew upgrading my life would lead to deep attachment issues with technology?
last night, i randomly realized my old laptop is getting more action than my dating life—like, it’s literally posting on social media while i’m here being ghosted. ngl, seeing it ‘in a new relationship’ felt like an existential crisis with a side of nostalgia, and i’m just like… i put way too much faith in a hunk of metal while actively getting emotionally rejected by humans. it’s 3am and i’m contemplating whether to unplug it for a little space or take it out for a drive to rekindle some vibes—who knew upgrading my life would lead to deep attachment issues with technology?
my sibling borrowed money ‘temporarily’ two years ago to buy a “life-changing” gardening kit. last week, they sent me a picture of the massive zucchini they grew and called it their retirement plan. pretty sure that plant’s the only thing paying them back.