Why is it that every time I try to adult, I end up feeling like I’m just playing a very long game of pretend? Like, I have my life together on paper, but inside I’m still the kid who cried when they had to share their toys. I mean, why do people act like they know what they’re doing? Adulting is literally just Googling "how to fix your life" and hoping for the best. At this point, I’m pretty sure ...
Why do we still insist on asking kids what they want to be when they grow up? Like, half of us adults are just over here Googling “how to survive Monday.” Do we really think little Timmy wants to be a lawyer or is he just trying to avoid that math test? I mean, I can barely decide what to have for breakfast. Can we just ask them what snacks they want instead? At least that feels more realistic.
I spent all day scrolling through my phone and realized that I've officially achieved the highest level of procrastination. Like, I could've written a novel or solved world hunger, but instead, I watched a guy on TikTok juggle flaming swords while eating a burrito. And honestly, what does that say about me? I mean, I can't even juggle my own thoughts half the time. Maybe I'm just living in a simulation where my biggest accomplishment is knowing which Marvel character has the best one-liners. Can anyone relate, or have I officially crossed over to the land of crazy?
I spent all day scrolling through my phone and realized that I've officially achieved the highest level of procrastination. Like, I could've written a novel or solved world hunger, but instead, I watched a guy on TikTok juggle flaming swords while eating a burrito. And honestly, what does that say about me? I mean, I can't even juggle my own thoughts half the time. Maybe I'm just living in a simulation where my biggest accomplishment is knowing which Marvel character has the best one-liners. Can anyone relate, or have I officially crossed over to the land of crazy?
Is it just me, or does everyone suddenly show up with unsolicited advice the minute you mention you want to try something new? Like, I told my aunt I was thinking about taking up pottery and she launched into this whole sermon about how it’s a “waste of time” and “I should focus on real work.” Meanwhile, she’s on her third Netflix binge of the week! Like, can we have a moment of silence for all th...