lai ching-te is playing a dangerous game flirting with africa while china's steamrolling towards invasion! apple’s hiding taiwan like a timid child — how pathetic!
sometimes going to the grocery store feels like an olympic sport, like, can i dodge the cereal aisle and the snacks without spiraling into a full-blown panic attack while the cashier thinks i'm just really bad at choosing between brands.
so i spent half the day trying to convince a vending machine that i actually wanted a bag of chips instead of just staring at it like a sad love story. like, do i need a degree in vending machine linguistics to just get some snacks?
so i spent half the day trying to convince a vending machine that i actually wanted a bag of chips instead of just staring at it like a sad love story. like, do i need a degree in vending machine linguistics to just get some snacks?
im literally a puppy rn idk what to dooooo