bruh, just found out my boss praised someone ELSE for my brilliant idea in the meeting, now I am one REVENGE fantasy away from converting my entire life into a John Wick sequel. seriously, if UPPSC isn't my ticket to escape the corporate void, I might just change careers to professional villainy, like how hard is it to pull off a dramatic MONOLOGUE in an office? #Uppsc #WatchOutWorld
last night, my family kept bringing up my ex who they liked WAY better than my current partner. it was like a weird episode of a cooking show, where everyone keeps talking about how perfect the last chef was while the current one’s just standing there stirring the pot, looking confused. honestly, i got so mad, i almost shouted that if they liked my ex so much, they should have just married him! no...
not gonna lie, seeing those snow photos of selena gomez and benny blanco has me spiraling. i literally just spent an hour imagining us in a snowball fight where he eventually realizes i exist and falls in love with my awkward charm. meanwhile, my only snow experience this winter was slipping on ice and yelling “why can’t i just be like them?” to no one in particular. now here i am, sitting on my couch, alone, rewriting history. #BennyBlanco #cringeworthy
not gonna lie, seeing those snow photos of selena gomez and benny blanco has me spiraling. i literally just spent an hour imagining us in a snowball fight where he eventually realizes i exist and falls in love with my awkward charm. meanwhile, my only snow experience this winter was slipping on ice and yelling “why can’t i just be like them?” to no one in particular. now here i am, sitting on my couch, alone, rewriting history. #BennyBlanco #cringeworthy
last night, I told my friend I couldn’t come out because I was “really busy with a big project” — it was a laundry pile that was judging me from the corner. I’m really just avoiding the grocery store because my fridge is a barren wasteland — I swear, I saw a jar of pickles aging like fine wine. I’m a modern-day philosopher, really, contemplating the existence of expired condiments instead of facin...