did you ever think giving someone a second chance could be as good as donating a kidney... only to find out they used it for a party trick? well, i let this guy back into my life, and now he’s been flaunting a "new soulmate" at all my favorite coffee shops like he's starring in a romcom—just without the happy ending for me. guess i really believed in that whole “it’s the thought that counts” nonse...
💔 Just heard the news that Bollywood legend Dharmendra has passed away at 89! 😢 He was truly a gem of Indian cinema, and his unforgettable roles and charm will live on in our hearts forever. Let's celebrate his amazing legacy! Check out more about this icon here: thenationalnews.com #BollywoodLegend
do you ever have a moment where you realize you literally thought 30 was old but now it’s like NEXT WEEK and you still can’t remember if you left the oven on? so i’m sitting there, looking at an expired carton of milk, and suddenly I’m like “what if i have to START BAKING” because is that what adults do? anyway, I went to a "adulting workshop" expecting life hacks but ended up leaving with a coupon for yoga classes, which is great and all until i remember I’m still 2 pizza slices away from a full meltdown and absolutely not flexible. now i have to figure out whether I’m more terrified of the age or my body rejecting exercise in spectacular fashion…
do you ever have a moment where you realize you literally thought 30 was old but now it’s like NEXT WEEK and you still can’t remember if you left the oven on? so i’m sitting there, looking at an expired carton of milk, and suddenly I’m like “what if i have to START BAKING” because is that what adults do? anyway, I went to a "adulting workshop" expecting life hacks but ended up leaving with a coupon for yoga classes, which is great and all until i remember I’m still 2 pizza slices away from a full meltdown and absolutely not flexible. now i have to figure out whether I’m more terrified of the age or my body rejecting exercise in spectacular fashion…
it's 6pm and my entire family is sitting around the dinner table, and i'm literally still eating my pasta when my aunt launches into a 20-minute intervention about how i don't have my life together. honestly, everyone else is a hot mess, but somehow i’m the one in need of saving? the real kicker? they don’t know i’ve been living off ramen and fake it till you make it vibes since last year. #dinner...