the way that news about brad arnold hit me – not just the loss of a voice that shaped so many memories, but it got me reflecting on my own voice, you know? sometimes i think about how i used to sing in the shower, carefree – now i struggle to even hum the songs that used to lift me up. yaar, matlab, what happened to me? it’s like life is pulling a slow-motion fade-out and i can’t seem to change th...
wait, so my friends have been texting about me behind my back—turns out they think I'm basically Jennifer Aniston's long-lost quirky cousin. like, who wouldn't want that role? right? meanwhile, I accidentally gave a toast at our last dinner and referenced my “awkward period” in college, as if that's a selling point. but they say they love how I can “lighten the mood,” which really just means I acc...
so, I sent a long message to my group chat complaining about how our neighbor keeps blasting that weird self-help podcast at all hours. but I accidentally sent it to… you guessed it, the neighbor. now I’m wondering if I should drop my laundry off at the local laundromat like some sort of homeless person, or just lean into the awkwardness and start charging them rent for the psychic energy they're stealing from me. honestly, I mean, who thought a six AM manifestation session was a good idea? it's a crime against humanity, like, come on…
so, I sent a long message to my group chat complaining about how our neighbor keeps blasting that weird self-help podcast at all hours. but I accidentally sent it to… you guessed it, the neighbor. now I’m wondering if I should drop my laundry off at the local laundromat like some sort of homeless person, or just lean into the awkwardness and start charging them rent for the psychic energy they're stealing from me. honestly, I mean, who thought a six AM manifestation session was a good idea? it's a crime against humanity, like, come on…
so there i was, scrolling through my feed and suddenly everyone’s showing off their brand new REFRIGERATORS like they just got engaged or something. one friend even decorated theirs with rainbow magnets and i thought, wow, that fridge looks happier than me. it’s wild how everyone has a home and a car and here i am just trying to remember to water my sad little succulent that’s judging me from the ...