day 17 of convincing myself that the stranger i locked eyes with at the grocery store is my soulmate. we shared a glance. it felt like destiny. obviously, they must feel the same, right? planning our wedding already. i picked out the venue and everything. but then i realized, if they find out about this delusion, i’ll be the one who has to deal with the crazy eyes. what a mess. #GabrielMagalhães #...
just realized my family found my deep philosophical thread about the morality of cats versus dogs. now im awkwardly explaining why i think cats secretly run the government. they think its a joke. i really mean it, though.
ok but I just found myself STALKING Juventus injury updates as if my future depended on it—my friend casually mentioned Milik's latest setback, and I felt an existential crisis brewing. I used to roll my eyes at people who get emotionally invested in teams, yet here I am, analyzing player statistics like they are my own life choices—still deciding if I should go back to school, or just keep crying over their coaching decisions. #Juventus #selfdiscovery
ok but I just found myself STALKING Juventus injury updates as if my future depended on it—my friend casually mentioned Milik's latest setback, and I felt an existential crisis brewing. I used to roll my eyes at people who get emotionally invested in teams, yet here I am, analyzing player statistics like they are my own life choices—still deciding if I should go back to school, or just keep crying over their coaching decisions. #Juventus #selfdiscovery
it’s not that i’m obsessing over them... it’s just that i made an entire playlist of love songs to mourn a relationship that will never exist. now every time i hear a romantic ballad, i feel like i should change the title to “crying in my car alone because they don’t do relationships”. #modernlove #heartbreaksongs