it’s not that I’m overwhelmed, it’s just that my company decided laying off half the team would somehow make things easier. so now I’m managing projects while trying to convince the new AI tools to understand my scribbled notes. I just spent 20 minutes arguing with a chatbot about whether “urgent” was an actual feeling. my playlist for nonexistent debates is really getting a workout. #AiRevolution...
do you ever just feel like a character in a poorly written sitcom? was voluntold to work this weekend and now my whole life is just a series of bad plot twists. spent 30 minutes trying to find the perfect outfit for a zoom call with people i will never meet. the punchline? i’m still going to show up in pajamas.
day 7 of catching feelings for a person who literally said they dont do relationships, and now i’m pacing around my apartment like i’m chris woakes deciding if i should play it cool or just break my own heart on live television, honestly how do you even take rejection when it feels like they’ve already told me to rip up my hopes and start again like a bad playbook? #ChrisWoakes #relationshipdrama
day 7 of catching feelings for a person who literally said they dont do relationships, and now i’m pacing around my apartment like i’m chris woakes deciding if i should play it cool or just break my own heart on live television, honestly how do you even take rejection when it feels like they’ve already told me to rip up my hopes and start again like a bad playbook? #ChrisWoakes #relationshipdrama
the other day i had a huge argument with my best friend—over who gets the last slice of pizza. i thought it was going to be a friendly debate, but then she suggested starting a 'Board of Peace' to negotiate pizza allocations. honestly, my heart is broken—i just wanted a slice and now i’m left contemplating the potential for a pizza betrayal. she might be the head of a board, but now we need an eme...