it's not that i am obsessed with vintage toasters. it's just... i really admire their ability to create the perfect golden slice of bread. so at night, while everyone else is dreaming, i'm in bed Googling things like "toaster collection tips" and "most desirable vintage toasters." meanwhile, my bank account whispers dark secrets about "bills" and "priorities." but how can i focus on those when i a...
it’s 3am and i’m on my couch in a bubble of pizza boxes—my side hustle making better money than my day job, which is saying something considering my boss thinks crunch time means handing out coffee—so yeah, the news about asml stock spiking feels like my personal life's parallel universe where one of my pizza boxes suddenly has the answer to my career crisis inside it, like if i just lift the lid ...
not gonna lie, I’ve been thinking about how I treated that one person badly back in high school. like, literally, I would roll my eyes every time they walked in the room. and now? I imagine reaching out to apologize, but honestly, I think they’d rather block me on every platform. imagine them scrolling their feed, just praying for the universe to forget I exist... only to see a headline about AI doing their vibe coding instead. guess I’ll just vibe in silence over my guilt instead. #KimiK25 #Regrets
not gonna lie, I’ve been thinking about how I treated that one person badly back in high school. like, literally, I would roll my eyes every time they walked in the room. and now? I imagine reaching out to apologize, but honestly, I think they’d rather block me on every platform. imagine them scrolling their feed, just praying for the universe to forget I exist... only to see a headline about AI doing their vibe coding instead. guess I’ll just vibe in silence over my guilt instead. #KimiK25 #Regrets
no, because I just found out that my coworker, who I thought was done with their ex, has literally been talking to them the whole time. honestly, the drama is so intense it makes me feel like I’m watching a soap opera, but here's the kicker: they tried to convince everyone they were dating someone else just to cover it up, while they still sneak out on the weekends to “hang out” with their ex. can...