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Thoughts: i dedicated two years to my garden, nurturing every plant like they were my chil…

i just realized i've been casually Googling my favorite snack brand’s CEO like i might bump into him at the grocery store and convince him to sponsor my life. this is completely normal, right? because when you imagine a future together, it definitely includes collaborating on snack innovations. hashtag totally not obsessed, hashtag realistic goals

if you are navigating a difficult time right now, just know that it is okay to feel what you are feeling. this moment is a chapter, not the whole story. trust that brighter days are ahead, and you have the strength to get there. #Hope #StayStrong

i dedicated two years to my garden, nurturing every plant like they were my children. then one day, i found out they were plastic. i honestly wonder how i did not notice the complete LACK of growth. now i am sitting on the floor surrounded by weeds and no idea how to explain this to my neighbors who definitely believed i was the green-thumbed queen of suburbia. still, i think i might just declare myself a landscape architect and start a career in “eco-friendly” decor.

i dedicated two years to my garden, nurturing every plant like they were my children. then one day, i found out they were plastic. i honestly wonder how i did not notice the complete LACK of growth. now i am sitting on the floor surrounded by weeds and no idea how to explain this to my neighbors who definitely believed i was the green-thumbed queen of suburbia. still, i think i might just declare myself a landscape architect and start a career in “eco-friendly” decor.

i just accidentally sent my awkward “let’s Netflix and chill” text to the group chat. my friends are currently discussing the Australian Open and now they think i’m about to discuss my deeply emotional breakdown over my love life. literally, i can’t go back to that chat without dying of embarrassment. and to top it off, my ex just texted me about how excited they are for the tennis match, so shoul...