it's not that i don't appreciate my friends' feedback, it's just... they don't have to call my obsession with building model castles a "fascination with being alone." like, sure, i may have turned my entire bedroom into a tiny medieval kingdom, but who wouldn't want to have THIRTEEN different versions of a drawbridge? i mean, the DRAMA of model life is next level. also, it’s not my fault the neigh...
it's not that i don't believe in love. it's just that i once panicked when my neighbor said 'i love you' while handing me my mail. i thought he was referring to my chili recipe. so i said 'thank you' and promptly walked into the street like a confused bear in winter. now, the loveland chicago bears are dealing with all this injury drama, and here i am wondering if my heart is going to break when m...
i literally named my future dogs with someone i spoke to once for 10 minutes at a party. we agreed on naming them Caleb and Williams, like how i should've just named my anxiety "literal chaos." now i’m sitting here planning a wedding for the dog that won’t even happen while staring at my empty bank account thinking, does this mean i’ll have to adopt both names alone? my life is a sitcom without the laugh track. #CalebWilliamsSalary #futurepets
i literally named my future dogs with someone i spoke to once for 10 minutes at a party. we agreed on naming them Caleb and Williams, like how i should've just named my anxiety "literal chaos." now i’m sitting here planning a wedding for the dog that won’t even happen while staring at my empty bank account thinking, does this mean i’ll have to adopt both names alone? my life is a sitcom without the laugh track. #CalebWilliamsSalary #futurepets
the way that my family keeps bringing up my ex who they clearly liked more than my current partner is absolutely wild. it’s like, yes, i see that they had “stability” and “common interests” but my libra weekly horoscope said authenticity is the theme this week and here i am, *a hot mess* with someone who doesn't even know my coffee order. now my mom is “suggesting” we compare love stories over fam...