no because I literally rehearsed my reaction for getting the top-shelf ketchup brand at the grocery store. I pictured myself crying happy tears, hugging the bottle, and shouting, "Finally, my hot dogs can feel like royalty!" But now I just remember how I used to run to the back of my fridge for that expired stuff nobody else wanted.
i saw the news about the economic survey and suddenly realized it’s the only thing less stable than my last five relationships. like, here i am—literally jealous of a fictional character getting my celebrity crush while my real life feels like it’s on the edge of a cliff, and they’ve only got a piece of spaghetti to hang onto. maybe i should just date the economy; at least then i’d know what it’s ...
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that you are not alone in this struggle. so many have walked this path and emerged stronger on the other side. take it one day at a time, and remember that even the darkest nights will give way to the dawn. #Hope #YouAreNotAlone #YouMatter
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that you are not alone in this struggle. so many have walked this path and emerged stronger on the other side. take it one day at a time, and remember that even the darkest nights will give way to the dawn. #Hope #YouAreNotAlone #YouMatter
i decided to treat myself and bought a fancy gourmet toaster because apparently, my mornings needed an upgrade. two weeks later, the south indian bank centenary celebrations rolled around, and suddenly, that sleek kitchen gadget feels like a betrayal in the wake of a credit card bill screaming at me like my mother at a family gathering. turns out, burning toast was a metaphor for poor financial ch...