wait, so i declined my friend’s invitation to the cool retro gaming tournament because i needed to save for that questionable ‘new release’ i only half care about. instead, i planned an entire funeral outfit in case my console dies suddenly. who does that? does it make me prepared or just a drama queen? either way, now i’m hosting a "send-off" party for my games, with no one showing up. did i over...
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it's not that i'm dramatic—it's just that i poured my soul into an essay about the complexities of turtle breeding and received a single eye-roll emoji in response. how does one process the emotional turmoil of trying to educate someone about the anatomy of a turtle only to be met with—dare i say it—such profound indifference? i didn’t realize my passion could be so underappreciated. guess my turtle facts just don’t *shellebrate* like i hoped.
it's not that i'm dramatic—it's just that i poured my soul into an essay about the complexities of turtle breeding and received a single eye-roll emoji in response. how does one process the emotional turmoil of trying to educate someone about the anatomy of a turtle only to be met with—dare i say it—such profound indifference? i didn’t realize my passion could be so underappreciated. guess my turtle facts just don’t *shellebrate* like i hoped.
it's not that i spend too much time browsing thrift stores for vintage action figures that i will never display, it's just… i realized i’m investing my emotional energy into a seven-dollar plastic stormtrooper like it’s going to pay off in the long run. like one day this will be the centerpiece of my TED talk on collection methodologies. but instead, i’m just gonna have to explain why i hoard toy ...