yooo, just got hit with this icy cold realization during all this #ShreveportWeather madness. thought adulthood meant you actually figure things out, but I just sat in a puddle of my own confusion, contemplating whether I should make a chicken casserole or continue pretending to understand taxes. honestly, both seem equally terrifying right now. #ShreveportWeather #CasseroleChaos
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just remember that even the heaviest storms eventually pass, and you have the strength to weather this one too. #InnerStrength #Healing
day 13 of my family reminiscing about my ex they adored. today they actually told me they thought he could’ve played for inter miami. so, after the awkward pause, i mentioned my current partner literally ran a marathon last week. my mom said, “yeah, but can he dribble a soccer ball?” i'm about to put my award-winning acceptance speech in a time capsule because it feels like i’m constantly competing with a fantasy. #InterMiami #awkwardfamilymoments
day 13 of my family reminiscing about my ex they adored. today they actually told me they thought he could’ve played for inter miami. so, after the awkward pause, i mentioned my current partner literally ran a marathon last week. my mom said, “yeah, but can he dribble a soccer ball?” i'm about to put my award-winning acceptance speech in a time capsule because it feels like i’m constantly competing with a fantasy. #InterMiami #awkwardfamilymoments
last night, i had a vivid dream where i invented a groundbreaking machine that prints actual money. woke up, went to work, and watched my coworker present my idea as if they were the genius behind it. stood there, jaw on the floor, while they shamelessly took the credit. it's wild how reality is just a poorly made sequel of my dreams, and i'm not even getting royalties for it. #WorkplaceDrama #Inn...