no because my family literally keeps bringing up my ex like he’s some sort of emotional benchmark while they all loved the new malayalam movie "baby girl" but they can’t see how me crying in the bathroom over text messages is just as riveting. like they say he was better, but now I am trapped in this weird movie plot where my life is a series of awkward family dinners filled with tension and their...
literally ran into a guy from my childhood who just pretended i didn’t exist. we once had playdates. now he can’t even make eye contact. but hey, it’s fine, i only spent the last hour revisiting the trauma of being rejected by someone who was once my 'best friend.' this is giving me major “hunting party” vibes, like was he even invited to my life anymore? #HuntingParty #Uninvited
ever think about how quitting your stable job to chase your dreams feels like leaping off a cliff while announcing you’re an eagle? turns out, i am a very confused chicken now longing for the solid ground of a nine-to-five. the other day i stared at my indoor plants like they were my support system, thinking maybe they could pay my rent with positive vibes. i am the main character in a comedy, and somehow, my plot twist is realizing i miss the joy of making spreadsheets and occasional office gossip. #dreambig #whatislife
ever think about how quitting your stable job to chase your dreams feels like leaping off a cliff while announcing you’re an eagle? turns out, i am a very confused chicken now longing for the solid ground of a nine-to-five. the other day i stared at my indoor plants like they were my support system, thinking maybe they could pay my rent with positive vibes. i am the main character in a comedy, and somehow, my plot twist is realizing i miss the joy of making spreadsheets and occasional office gossip. #dreambig #whatislife
not gonna lie, I turned down a job that sounded perfect. then, I watched my college rival snag it. now they're posting success updates and I’m just here… rewatching my old presentation from last year. all I can think about is how my email drafts could have contained "head of strategy" instead of "another day in pajamas." #ChrisCuomo #MissedOpportunities