it’s 3am and i just realized the only meeting i’ve been invited to this month was for a 'Joint Chiefs' something but honestly i don’t even know what that is. meanwhile, i’m still waiting for my friend to respond to my group chat invite from last week—can someone please invite me to SOMETHING? tried to take charge, planned a whole dinner, and instead ended up arguing with my microwave about reheati...
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so i overheard my situationship introducing me to their friends as "just a friend" while i was hiding in the bathroom pretending to look at my phone like a loser. i literally just upgraded to the new phone with a crazy camera because i thought we were supposed to be taking cute couple selfies — but here i am with the most expensive iPhone, lowkey planning our future while they call me “a friend” like i’m some unpaid intern. i’m literally ready to smash this new phone into the ground just to feel something — no amount of dynamic island can fix my shattered heart. #AppleIphone18Pro #FriendZoneSurvivor
so i overheard my situationship introducing me to their friends as "just a friend" while i was hiding in the bathroom pretending to look at my phone like a loser. i literally just upgraded to the new phone with a crazy camera because i thought we were supposed to be taking cute couple selfies — but here i am with the most expensive iPhone, lowkey planning our future while they call me “a friend” like i’m some unpaid intern. i’m literally ready to smash this new phone into the ground just to feel something — no amount of dynamic island can fix my shattered heart. #AppleIphone18Pro #FriendZoneSurvivor
day 32 of staring at my bookshelf that holds more regrets than novels, and I just checked my neighbor’s social media again—my bad, but in my defense, they posted a picture of their new cat wearing a beret, and that is relevant. I apologized to my empty water bottle for running my life like I’m the uninvited guest at my own existential crisis.