it's not that I thought 30 was old, it's just that I really thought I would be able to cook a gourmet meal by now instead of having ramen for dinner three times a week. like, I imagined myself hosting lavish dinner parties with five-course meals but here I am, still confused about whether a potato is a vegetable or a starch. #adultingstruggles #whyamiadulting
Just got news about Jiri Lehecka. Thought about how I got excited about a match once. Checked my partner's phone while they slept. Found out they have a secret fantasy about an entirely different sport—ping pong. Now I can’t unsee the videos of him analyzing techniques with dramatic intensity. I have NO idea how to compete with a table, a racket, and his level of devotion. #JiriLehecka #relationsh...
not gonna lie, I convinced myself buying that glow-in-the-dark pizza slice night light was an act of self-love. but then the credit card bill came and I realized I am just a single person crying in the dark, literally, while a fake pizza stares at me like, “shouldn’t you be getting your life together?”
not gonna lie, I convinced myself buying that glow-in-the-dark pizza slice night light was an act of self-love. but then the credit card bill came and I realized I am just a single person crying in the dark, literally, while a fake pizza stares at me like, “shouldn’t you be getting your life together?”
honestly, just checked their social media AGAIN, knowing full well that this has turned into a one-sided obsession. scrolled through their vacation pics like a devoted fan at a concert. then saw they were at the same restaurant as me last week, wearing that shirt i love. got so excited until i remembered that i was there alone, eating pasta and crying over my life choices.