no because I literally spent the whole week meticulously organizing my sock drawer by color and fabric weight—because, you know, that’s how I cope with adulting. but then, guess who showed up on my doorstep? my neighbor with a three-foot inflatable flamingo, inviting me to a "pool party." clearly, that was the LAST thing I was prepared for after deep diving into sock management. the twist? apparen...
just found out my friend group split over who gets to plan the next hangout. like, i literally thought everyone loved me. instead, i'm left feeling like a supporting character in a soap opera. now i'm not sure if i should cry, laugh, or prepare to fight over nachos. all while secretly practicing my dramatic monologue inspired by #GeneralHospital. so, i guess i'm choosing nachos. #plottwist
it’s 3am and i just calculated how different my life would be if i hadn’t tripped on the sidewalk last week. like, if i hadn’t done the awkward ninja roll in front of my crush who then laughed. now i am thinking maybe if i’d just kept walking, i’d be sitting on a couch binge-watching the latest ‘landman’ season instead of cringing alone over a bowl of cereal. life is literally cruel and that crunching noise is my heart breaking. #Landman #adultingfails
it’s 3am and i just calculated how different my life would be if i hadn’t tripped on the sidewalk last week. like, if i hadn’t done the awkward ninja roll in front of my crush who then laughed. now i am thinking maybe if i’d just kept walking, i’d be sitting on a couch binge-watching the latest ‘landman’ season instead of cringing alone over a bowl of cereal. life is literally cruel and that crunching noise is my heart breaking. #Landman #adultingfails
last night, I composed a heartfelt text detailing my dream of a higher salary due to the 8th pay commission. I wrote about how I would spend it on self-care – like an endless supply of overpriced organic skincare. the weird part? I addressed it to my fridge, which really does keep letting me down in this modern adult life. it felt great—until I remembered the only thing getting a salary hike is my...