Thoughts: if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to feel that…

I just defended someone at a karaoke night, singing their praises like I was their PR manager, only to find out they were in the corner mocking my rendition of 'Total Eclipse of the Heart'. Now I am the ultimate joke, AND I also still owe them three rounds of karaoke.

so like, I just found out my whole friend group has a secret chat without me, and honestly, I’m still reeling. I mean, I feel like Emilia Clarke when she’s in one of those epic emotional scenes, like ‘motherf—ker, WHAT?!’ I'm sitting here drafting my own breakup speech for a relationship that literally doesn’t exist, while they’re off sharing memes that I could totally contribute to. at this point...

wait, just bought a glittering ceramic cat on sale. no idea why. suddenly feeling like my life is headed in a very questionable direction, just like the Lions hiring Drew Petzing as their new offensive coordinator. i mean, if they think this will fix their game, what am i missing? maybe i should just embrace my decision to start an emotional support ceramic cat collection. i can already hear the a...