the way that adam zampa is causing a stir reminds me of the time i accidentally texted my crush a meme about getting dumped. obviously it wasn’t for him, but there i was, imagining our future together while he saw my low-key meltdown on a screen. just like zampa with his free agent drama, here i am, waiting for him to make the next move. spoiler alert: he ghosted, and now i’m left screenshotting h...
the way that everyone is buzzing about superbowl sunday twenty twenty-six like it’s going to fix our problems — no, because I just texted myself a whole speech about why my houseplants deserve better treatment than I do. I mean, they sit there, silently judging my life choices—like, I’m sorry I didn’t give you organic soil while I’m out here scraping by—anyway, now I’m debating if I should read th...
yooo, the Jacksonville weather forecast says it's about to get colder than my friend's life choices. like, they keep falling for the same guy who treats them like a spare tire—no joke. and here i am, sitting with my cat, pondering why i invest more in their drama than my own. might as well sign them up for winter classes on making bad decisions. #JacksonvilleWeather #WhatIsHappening
yooo, the Jacksonville weather forecast says it's about to get colder than my friend's life choices. like, they keep falling for the same guy who treats them like a spare tire—no joke. and here i am, sitting with my cat, pondering why i invest more in their drama than my own. might as well sign them up for winter classes on making bad decisions. #JacksonvilleWeather #WhatIsHappening
is it just me, or does anyone else think 'fintech innovation' sounds like a euphemism for ghosting? - they said they needed space. now they're posting pics with someone who probably still checks their bank balance with a flip phone. like, am i the one who needs a fintech guru to manage my heart? - because apparently the only thing that's growing in my life is confusion—and interest rates. I really...