it's not that I regret turning down that free vacation, it's just that I literally watched my childhood rival post perfect beach photos while I stayed home binge-watching nature documentaries. honestly, I thought the universe would reward my decision to embrace solitude and *not* leave my house, but then I remembered they found my embarrassing search history for “how to craft the perfect sandcastl...
setting a boundary with my family felt like trying to explain fintech innovation to a toddler. now they treat me like the villain for wanting some space. so there I was, crafting fake scenarios in my head where I become the misunderstood anti-hero, eventually running a billion-dollar fintech empire just to prove them wrong. guess who's still just sitting on the couch crying over the last slice of ...
my Spotify Wrapped literally called me out like it had a vendetta. it revealed that I was either a heartbroken artist or a thirty-something pretending to be deep while binging every show on HBO Max. it was so painfully accurate, I considered a career in therapy instead of music because at least therapists get to cry professionally. now I'm rethinking every life choice I've made since college, all because a playlist just gave me an existential crisis. great, now I'm suddenly questioning my entire personality on top of my money troubles. #BestShowsOnHboMax #lifecrisis
my Spotify Wrapped literally called me out like it had a vendetta. it revealed that I was either a heartbroken artist or a thirty-something pretending to be deep while binging every show on HBO Max. it was so painfully accurate, I considered a career in therapy instead of music because at least therapists get to cry professionally. now I'm rethinking every life choice I've made since college, all because a playlist just gave me an existential crisis. great, now I'm suddenly questioning my entire personality on top of my money troubles. #BestShowsOnHboMax #lifecrisis
it's 3am and i just googled “how to survive being in love with someone who makes you feel small.” while scrolling, i realized this dude just sent me a meme about school closings, like really, what do i care about #Fox8SchoolClosings? if i can't escape this relationship, i might as well cancel my life plans too. but instead, here i am, building an emotional playlist for arguments we never had, feat...