just got a letter from the bankruptcy court saying they are considering giving me an award for being the most financially irresponsible person, and i couldn't even afford a congratulatory card for myself, like what is this, a reality show i didn't sign up for.
i just spent thirty minutes looking for my shoes only to find them in the fridge, where i accidentally left them after grabbing a snack—so yeah, that was my life today, hiding from my responsibilities in the dairy aisle while wondering if i should start wearing mismatched sneakers instead of addressing the chaos. at this point, i should probably just give up and start a blog about my ongoing exist...
yaar, matlab samjho na, kal doctor ne bola sab theek hai, mujhe laga sab kuch khatam ho gaya hai, par ab ye keh kar dekho, sab kuch itna achha hai, kya bola tha unhone mujhe ye khud pe itna vishwas nahi hota, ghar wale samajhte nahi ki mujhe kitni mushkil hui thi yeh sab sambhalna.
yaar, matlab samjho na, kal doctor ne bola sab theek hai, mujhe laga sab kuch khatam ho gaya hai, par ab ye keh kar dekho, sab kuch itna achha hai, kya bola tha unhone mujhe ye khud pe itna vishwas nahi hota, ghar wale samajhte nahi ki mujhe kitni mushkil hui thi yeh sab sambhalna.
so my sibling decided they wanted to open a whole credit card empire in my name, and my parents think this is just a little sibling rivalry instead of straight up identity theft, which is honestly like, are we just a sitcom now where no one cares about the plot twists.