Why do we even bother asking "What do you do for fun?" when the real answer for most of us is scrolling through memes and pretending to have hobbies? Like, are we really expected to say, "I collect stamps and go hiking on weekends"? Can we just admit we only got out of bed for the snacks? And honestly, why do adults even need a hobby? Aren't we already exhausted just adulting?
Ever notice how the WiFi signal is always strongest in the bathroom? Like, what kind of conspiracy is this? I could have a full-on existential crisis while scrolling through my phone on the throne, but the moment I step out into the real world, it’s like the universe decided to cut me off. Is it too much to ask for stable connections in my actual life instead of just in my bathroom?
Is anyone else low-key terrified that we might be living in a computer simulation? I mean, one minute you’re just trying to remember if you left the oven on, and the next, you're spiraling down a TikTok rabbit hole about how 90% of people have never even thought about it. Like, what if I’m just an NPC in someone else’s video game and my main purpose is to forget where I put my keys? Makes that morning coffee hit a little differently, right?
Is anyone else low-key terrified that we might be living in a computer simulation? I mean, one minute you’re just trying to remember if you left the oven on, and the next, you're spiraling down a TikTok rabbit hole about how 90% of people have never even thought about it. Like, what if I’m just an NPC in someone else’s video game and my main purpose is to forget where I put my keys? Makes that morning coffee hit a little differently, right?
So, I decided to finally start that book club I keep talking about because how hard could it be, right? Fast forward to the first meeting, and instead of deep discussions on themes and characters, we’re just all arguing about who actually finished the book. Spoiler alert: nobody did. Now it’s just a monthly wine club where we pretend we've read the latest bestseller while discussing our questionab...