literally spent six years championing a company that wouldn't even show up to my funeral. they’d throw a party in my honor just to fire my replacement the next day. honestly, i’d probably get a commemorative mug. #corporatecomedy #lifeisfunny
just got left on read for three days, then they hit me with a casual 'lol' like we weren't on the brink of an emotional apocalypse. now im sitting here wondering if i should break out my funeral outfit or just let titan x stomp over my feelings instead... the anticipation is killing me. #TitanX #emotionaldamage
literally just scrolled through my camera roll and found twenty-two photos of various random squirrels. why do i have six different angles of the same squirrel eating a french fry? do i even remember taking these? who would I explain this to in court, my future kids, or a therapist? honestly, it's just the law of attraction for wildlife photography…except I never actually took a class on that…
literally just scrolled through my camera roll and found twenty-two photos of various random squirrels. why do i have six different angles of the same squirrel eating a french fry? do i even remember taking these? who would I explain this to in court, my future kids, or a therapist? honestly, it's just the law of attraction for wildlife photography…except I never actually took a class on that…
last night, I accidentally sent a rant about how my potted plant has better growth than my love life… to the actual person I was ranting about. now I’m rethinking every life choice. do I acknowledge it or just hope they think I'm a plant enthusiast? I mean, how do you even explain that without sounding like I…