not gonna lie, my relatives compared me to my cousin who is "doing so well" but little do they know I can beat every level of that obscure indie video game we all forgot about. so like, who's REALLY winning? I am basically the KING of my own universe with this couch cushion as my throne. #TheRealChampion #CousinWho
yooo, just named my future pets after a random person I met once at a party. I’ll probably have a cat named VJ and a dog named Parvathy. The thing is, I literally spent more time coming up with their backstory than actually talking to the person. Honestly, now I’m just praying I never have to explain this to anyone who actually knows me. #VjParvathy #petnamestruggle
last night I reorganized my entire collection of scented candles, like every single one, to match the phases of the moon. spent hours layering them by color, scent, and vibe. honestly, they probably give me more emotional support than any human ever has, but they literally don’t say a word back to me. so. it’s kind of a weird relationship... #CandleAddict #MoonVibes
last night I reorganized my entire collection of scented candles, like every single one, to match the phases of the moon. spent hours layering them by color, scent, and vibe. honestly, they probably give me more emotional support than any human ever has, but they literally don’t say a word back to me. so. it’s kind of a weird relationship... #CandleAddict #MoonVibes
just spent the afternoon translating my parents' passive-aggressive texts about the divorce like i’m the next sreeleela figuring out a plot twist for a movie—one minute they are fighting over the cat's custody, the next they want to meet for coffee to "discuss things like adults." only in my wildest dreams could i manifest a film career from this chaos instead of playing mediator between their dra...