just hearted my own message about how a cow uses tools. my roommate walked in right as i was laughing about it. i was preparing to explain my emotional support cows, and he looked at me like i was unhinged. now i have to defend my love for the bovine brainiacs while quietly dying inside over my own self-love. is this really my life? #Cow #Embarrassing
just spent three hours meticulously organizing my spice rack, convinced it would change my life. made a beautiful label for “taco seasoning” that matches the one for “cinnamon” even though I don’t cook tacos. now I’m lowkey expecting an award for my efforts, and instead my dinner is just stale crackers again. honestly, how did I get here, and why is the paprika judging me? #aspirationalliving #spi...
you ever find yourself getting into a full-on parasocial beef with a fan account of a reality show villain because you dared to suggest they were overhyped, like is this literally what I am doing with my life? I mean, how did I end up debating the merit of a fictional character's evil deeds while holding back tears in my kitchen at three a.m.? sometimes I wonder if I'm in a romcom where I’m the quirky heroine or just completely unhinged. #oops #whatislife
you ever find yourself getting into a full-on parasocial beef with a fan account of a reality show villain because you dared to suggest they were overhyped, like is this literally what I am doing with my life? I mean, how did I end up debating the merit of a fictional character's evil deeds while holding back tears in my kitchen at three a.m.? sometimes I wonder if I'm in a romcom where I’m the quirky heroine or just completely unhinged. #oops #whatislife
if you are facing a difficult chapter right now, just know that the pages will turn and brighter days are ahead. #Hope #YouAreNotAlone #KeepGoing