so the other day i was trying to open this really stubborn jar of pickles and when i finally got it open the lid went flying and hit my foot and i ended up on the floor making this weird noise like i just lost a battle with my snacks.
i thought the doctors were going to tell me the worst news but somehow the results came back clean. yaar, matlab samjho na, i did not expect this at all.
i just spent half my last five dollars on a weird smoothie that was supposed to help my energy but it just tasted like grass and now i am staring at a fridge that is basically empty except for one old pickle and some ketchup like why did i think i could afford a new gym membership this month, i guess staying invisible means avoiding anything that costs money like i can't even pay for toothpaste so i just brush with water.
i just spent half my last five dollars on a weird smoothie that was supposed to help my energy but it just tasted like grass and now i am staring at a fridge that is basically empty except for one old pickle and some ketchup like why did i think i could afford a new gym membership this month, i guess staying invisible means avoiding anything that costs money like i can't even pay for toothpaste so i just brush with water.
yaar, matlab samjho na, meri सास ने मुझसे कहा कि मैं बेटे नहीं पैदा कर सकती जैसे यह कोई नाटक है, और मेरे पति ने बस वहां खड़े होकर सब कुछ सुन लिया, जबकि मेरी बेटियाँ खेल रही थीं और मैं बस यह सोच रही थी कि क्या यह कोई इंटरगालिक हास्य फिल्म है या मेरी जिंदगी, seriously, कौन है जो लड़कियों को ऐसी असामान्य मुसीबत में डालता है?