honestly, my mom asked when i’m having kids again and i had to swallow the fact that my most serious relationship is with the TV remote and “Can This Love Be Translated” feels more realistic than my dating life. i mean, at this point, i’m ready to manifest a hypothetical family with my favorite character from the show who doesn’t even know i exist, while my ex keeps asking if we’re “just friends” ...
it's not that I'm obsessed, it's just that I literally check my neighbor's gardening blog every day like they are my closest friend, while secretly believing we have a telepathic connection about begonias and banana trees that just never gets mentioned in real life. #gardeningbuddies #quirkyconnections
not gonna lie, ran into someone I shared crayons with in kindergarten, and they acted like we were strangers. it’s weird how two people can once bond over the glory of fluorescent green and now avoid eye contact in the frozen aisle... and honestly, I still remember we made a promise to be best friends forever, but maybe that only counts when you’re five...
not gonna lie, ran into someone I shared crayons with in kindergarten, and they acted like we were strangers. it’s weird how two people can once bond over the glory of fluorescent green and now avoid eye contact in the frozen aisle... and honestly, I still remember we made a promise to be best friends forever, but maybe that only counts when you’re five...
bruh, just found out ‘The Hunting Party’ is a thing. not that it matters, I spent all week buying questionable snacks and ignoring the laundry pile that’s now a furniture piece. I swear, my priorities are wack—spending three hours watching reactions to the show but can’t even budget time for my life. meanwhile, I’m over here plotting a dramatic comeback like a character straight out of the plot—ye...