yooo, i just realized my spotify wrapped basically aired out my entire identity like a reality show season finale—why do my top songs literally include a breakup anthem, three guilty pleasures from the early two thousands, and a German techno track that sounds like a party in a cyberpunk dystopia? who am i even trying to fool here? like, is this my playlist or the soundtrack to an existential cris...
no because my sibling is the favorite and they flaunt it like they just discovered gold at the end of the rainbow. I swear, I caught my parents reenacting our childhood with them, as if I wasn’t there living in a room decorated with motivational quotes I made for the LIFE I plan to live one day. The way they casually sip kombucha in their private office while I am buried under piles of grocery sto...
literally, my friend group picked sides over whose turn it was to bring snacks to movie night, and now i'm just here trying to find the meaning of life. actually, i thought i’d land in the healthy popcorn side, but i somehow ended up with the people who can’t stop talking about kale like it’s some kind of oracle. honestly, at this point, i might just start my own snack support group where we can discuss the trauma of unjust snack assignments—until i find out they’ve branded it ‘cuet ug’ and now i’m barred from entry. #CuetUg #snackstruggles
literally, my friend group picked sides over whose turn it was to bring snacks to movie night, and now i'm just here trying to find the meaning of life. actually, i thought i’d land in the healthy popcorn side, but i somehow ended up with the people who can’t stop talking about kale like it’s some kind of oracle. honestly, at this point, i might just start my own snack support group where we can discuss the trauma of unjust snack assignments—until i find out they’ve branded it ‘cuet ug’ and now i’m barred from entry. #CuetUg #snackstruggles
not gonna lie, they said they needed space, and now I see them at a taco stand with someone else, looking all cute and relaxed. like, I didn’t even get a taco. I even planned a vision board that featured a beach house and happiness—everything except this spicy betrayal. it's just... how do you move on when your breakup playlist is still full of sad love songs and now I’m left debating if I should ...