last night, i went to a pottery class thinking i would channel my inner artisan. by the end, my 'masterpiece' looked like a three-legged monster with a personality crisis, and the instructor called it a 'friend'. my soul left my body when someone asked me what it was supposed to be. #unexpectedart #potteryfails
not gonna lie, i just realized i have a CRUSH on someone who told me they don't even like people, let alone relationships. so now i’m building a hypothetical workout routine for our nonexistent gym dates. i know their favorite pre-workout snack even though we’ve never talked. catch me planning our future dog’s name instead of accepting the fact they don't want a dog… or a relationship… or a conver...
wait, so I just added up all the money I’ve spent on things like gourmet cheese-of-the-month clubs and international spice subscriptions. turns out, I have enough artisanal cheeses to host a fancy dinner that’ll never happen. now I’m here, having philosophical debates with my twelve jars of saffron while my budget sits in a corner, crying silently. who knew my culinary dreams were actually an expensive hoax?
wait, so I just added up all the money I’ve spent on things like gourmet cheese-of-the-month clubs and international spice subscriptions. turns out, I have enough artisanal cheeses to host a fancy dinner that’ll never happen. now I’m here, having philosophical debates with my twelve jars of saffron while my budget sits in a corner, crying silently. who knew my culinary dreams were actually an expensive hoax?
my side hustle has turned into a magical fountain of wealth—just in time for my main job to declare bankruptcy. honestly, now my plants are my only reliable source of income, since they get watered more than my self-esteem gets boosted by work. do you think they have investment strategies? asking for a friend. #SensexMoneycontrol #ExistentialCrisis