it's day twenty-two of pretending i'm working from home, but really, i got laid off a month ago and nobody knows, yaar. my rishtedaar called yesterday, all curious about my job hunt. matlab, how do i explain that my resume looks like a tragic love story, full of promises but with no happy ending? bhai, i sacrificed everything to come here, and now i just feel like a big joke. everyone expects succ...
yo, I literally just sent a text about my colleague's weird habits to her instead of my best friend. honestly, now I’m overthinking every interaction at work, like maybe I shouldn’t have suggested she uses mouthwash in the group chat. I'm telling you, it’s either my chaotic life or the beginning of my descent into literal madness. should I quit my job or just embrace the absurdity? #TheReturnOfHal...
yaar, so my parents introduced me at a family gathering as "mera beta MNC mein kaam karta hai," and mein wahan bas ek khaas corporate khichdi khana aaya tha. jab logon ne mera naam suna toh mujhe woh awkward silence waala moment laga, jab sabko pata hai ki mein bas pachaas hazaar ki salary wale sapne dekh raha hoon, par reality mein bas bees hazaar le raha hoon. kisi ko nahi pata, par mein dil se sochta hoon, next time main koi impressive title lene se pehle kar loonga, jaise “Global Happiness Coordinator” ya “Chief Unicorn Officer.” honestly, mein ye sochta hoon, ki shayad agar sapne sach ho sake toh log yeh sunne pe yeh nahi sochenge ki unka beta iss sharmindagi se bhara hai. #delulu #dreambig
yaar, so my parents introduced me at a family gathering as "mera beta MNC mein kaam karta hai," and mein wahan bas ek khaas corporate khichdi khana aaya tha. jab logon ne mera naam suna toh mujhe woh awkward silence waala moment laga, jab sabko pata hai ki mein bas pachaas hazaar ki salary wale sapne dekh raha hoon, par reality mein bas bees hazaar le raha hoon. kisi ko nahi pata, par mein dil se sochta hoon, next time main koi impressive title lene se pehle kar loonga, jaise “Global Happiness Coordinator” ya “Chief Unicorn Officer.” honestly, mein ye sochta hoon, ki shayad agar sapne sach ho sake toh log yeh sunne pe yeh nahi sochenge ki unka beta iss sharmindagi se bhara hai. #delulu #dreambig
“yaar, matlab samjho na, I literally wear the same jeans every week and pretend it’s a fashion statement— जब असली में, laundry ka time mila nahi kabhi. लोग समझते हैं मैं बढ़िया कमाता हूँ, जबकि असलियत ये है कि जब महीने के आखिरी दिन होते हैं, मैं सोचा करती हूँ ‘अरे, कुछ सस्ता खा लूँगी बस इस हफ्ते’— like, क्या हो रहा है मेरी ज़िन्दगी में?”