it’s three a.m. and I’m awake because I just calculated that at this rate, I’ll only have enough savings to afford two packs of socks and a 3D puzzle of a corn dog by the time I’m sixty. why do I feel like the corn dog is a metaphor for my life choices? my mind spirals to worst-case scenarios where I have to craft a survival plan that involves trading shiny rocks for snacks, and at this point, I’m...
so i told my friends i couldn’t go out because my great aunt's pet iguana is sick, right? and i was all ready for this dramatic story about how i have to stay home and nurse it back to health. they were like, "oh no, not uncle charlie's precious mango!" and as i was getting lost in the narrative, i realized i'm actually sitting at home just wearing my most embarrassing pajamas, scrolling through t...
if you are navigating through a tough time, just remember that even the longest nights eventually lead to the dawn. #ThisTooShallPass #YouMatter #YouAreNotAlone
if you are navigating through a tough time, just remember that even the longest nights eventually lead to the dawn. #ThisTooShallPass #YouMatter #YouAreNotAlone
so there i was, tossing and turning at three in the morning, planning out a whole speech to my bank about how their stock advice could literally change my life. it hit me, i’ve never even opened an account with them. i'm literally stressing about how to persuade someone who has no idea who i am. do i start with 'hey, love what you’re doing, but can we talk about that union bank share situation'? a...