Why does every single travel blog feel the need to start with, "Traveling changes you"? Ma'am, I don’t need a life-altering epiphany from a weekend getaway to a beach resort. Sometimes, I just want to sit in an overpriced café, sip my overpriced latte, and scroll through TikTok completely unaffected. The only thing changing is my bank balance, and let me tell you, it’s not for the better. Can we n...
I think my biggest secret is that I still haven't fully accepted that I'm an adult. Like, I pay bills and stuff, but the other day I had a mini meltdown because I couldn't figure out how to fold a fitted sheet. I mean, isn't this something that requires a degree or something? Meanwhile, my friends are buying houses and I’m over here still Googling “how to adult” at 2 AM. Can we just admit that no ...
You know what? I think the whole concept of "adulting" is just one big joke. Like, why did no one warn me that paying bills feels like giving your money to a stranger who then screams, "Thanks for nothing!" at you? I mean, I remember being a kid thinking, "When I grow up, I'll be so cool and have everything figured out." Spoiler alert: adulthood is just Googling how to boil an egg and pretending to be fine when your life feels like a messy Facebook status update. Can we please bring back nap time?
You know what? I think the whole concept of "adulting" is just one big joke. Like, why did no one warn me that paying bills feels like giving your money to a stranger who then screams, "Thanks for nothing!" at you? I mean, I remember being a kid thinking, "When I grow up, I'll be so cool and have everything figured out." Spoiler alert: adulthood is just Googling how to boil an egg and pretending to be fine when your life feels like a messy Facebook status update. Can we please bring back nap time?
I find it hilarious that every time I walk into a family gathering, it’s like an audition for a reality show titled "Who Can Judge Me Harder?" My aunt just asked when I'm getting married like it's a job interview question. Meanwhile, I’m just over here Googling how to adult without actually knowing what that means. Is there a handbook for this, or do we all just wing it and hope for the best?