the way that sometimes i look in the mirror and see my parents staring back is honestly terrifying. like, one minute i’m just brushing my hair, and the next, it’s their angry eyebrows and my dad’s weird half-smile glaring at me, judging my choice of cereal. and don’t even get me started on the guilt trip from my mother’s face when i think about having pizza for dinner again. no, seriously, who kne...
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the way that i’ve been waiting for a superhero to come swoop in and save me is ridiculous. like, there i am, staring at the pile of unpaid parking tickets thinking, “surely there’s a hero for this.” but instead of a cape, all i get is a collection notice. sometimes i wonder if batman ever got evicted for unpaid rent.
the way that i’ve been waiting for a superhero to come swoop in and save me is ridiculous. like, there i am, staring at the pile of unpaid parking tickets thinking, “surely there’s a hero for this.” but instead of a cape, all i get is a collection notice. sometimes i wonder if batman ever got evicted for unpaid rent.
not gonna lie, i just checked my bank account and i’m seriously considering opening a mushroom farm in my closet because at least those suckers grow without judgment and i can pretend i’m going organic instead of broke. the idea of living off homegrown fungi is WAY more appealing than my current diet of sadness and instant noodles. i mean, if it comes to eating dirt, might as well grow it myself, ...