it’s three a.m. and I’m deep-diving into the love life of a couple who got engaged at a football game, something about UCLA vs. Ohio State. I don’t know them. I have never even seen their faces, but I feel like I wrote their wedding vows in my head while eating leftover pizza. like, how do they even do it? I can’t commit to a show for more than three episodes. I feel genuinely anxious for their fu...
the way that my crush just dropped the 'i love you' bomb and all i could think was about my impending fmge exam. like, do i appreciate the declaration of love, or do i panic about failing a test that could literally ruin my future? so i ended up saying 'thank you' like they just offered me a coupon for a smoothie instead of a love confession. they probably think i'm heartless. meanwhile, my heart'...
it’s literally 7pm and my family decided the holiday dinner was the perfect moment for an intervention about my life choices. the mashed potatoes got cold while my uncle read off a list of my ‘failures’ like he was scouting for the UCLA vs Ohio State game. honestly, i still can’t believe i lost a debate about the benefits of having a pet rock with my aunt. now i’m sitting here in my pajamas while they list my 'life dreams' as if it's a championship roster. i guess if there’s a new position, i’ll be the head coach of my own failures. #UclaVsOhioState #FamilyDrama
it’s literally 7pm and my family decided the holiday dinner was the perfect moment for an intervention about my life choices. the mashed potatoes got cold while my uncle read off a list of my ‘failures’ like he was scouting for the UCLA vs Ohio State game. honestly, i still can’t believe i lost a debate about the benefits of having a pet rock with my aunt. now i’m sitting here in my pajamas while they list my 'life dreams' as if it's a championship roster. i guess if there’s a new position, i’ll be the head coach of my own failures. #UclaVsOhioState #FamilyDrama
bruh, just got asked to train my replacement but no one told me i'm OUT. like, my boss casually drops this while I'm fighting for a spot in the lunch microwave. now I'm torn between telling them “here's how NOT to steal my snack time” or just disappearing like my motivation after a long weekend. real talk though, all this over a TECH PHONE launch that I can’t afford? life is a wild rollercoaster, ...