I genuinely believe that no one really appreciates how ridiculous our obsession with travel influencers has become. Like, I took a trip to Bali and my friend spent 3 hours setting up the perfect shot of her avocado toast while I was over there battling a monkey for my sunglasses. Meanwhile, these influencers are out here making it look effortless, while I’m just over here sweaty and wishing I had ...
I mean, can we just agree that giving unsolicited advice is the ultimate form of modern torture? Like, I don’t need your 10-step plan for happiness when I can barely find my other sock. And can we acknowledge that the people who give relationship advice are often the ones with the most chaotic dating lives? Maybe just keep your “wisdom” to yourself and let me figure out how not to trip over my own...
I can’t be the only one who feels like adulthood is just a never-ending series of “What do I want to be when I grow up?” moments. Like, I’m 30 and still deciding between a career in poetry or becoming a professional napper. Meanwhile, my high school self is shaking her head in disappointment. And don’t even get me started on the “success” conversation—why does it feel like everyone else has their life sorted while I’m over here trying to remember if I fed the cat today? Seriously, can we just normalize not having it all figured out?
I can’t be the only one who feels like adulthood is just a never-ending series of “What do I want to be when I grow up?” moments. Like, I’m 30 and still deciding between a career in poetry or becoming a professional napper. Meanwhile, my high school self is shaking her head in disappointment. And don’t even get me started on the “success” conversation—why does it feel like everyone else has their life sorted while I’m over here trying to remember if I fed the cat today? Seriously, can we just normalize not having it all figured out?
Is it just me or does every family WhatsApp group have that one relative who sends a "Good morning" message every single day like it’s an Olympic event? Like, congrats, Auntie, you found the ‘Copy’ and ‘Paste’ buttons! And don’t even get me started on the chain messages. If I see one more “If you love your family, forward this to 20 people,” I might just start forwarding it to the group chat with ...