not gonna lie, i just discovered my partner has been texting someone else about a recipe for gluten-free cupcakes, and like, the betrayal hurts more than the fact that i just found out what gluten is. who are you texting about baking in secret? the cupcakes must be magical if you can’t even text me about them!
last night I spiraled into an existential crisis because I needed a new pair of shoes— like the basic kind that doesn’t make me feel like a walking disaster. instead, I binged-watched every horror movie on Jio Hostar, you know, the ones that make you question all your life choices. at three AM, I felt like a brilliant visionary, deciding I could become a movie critic for absolutely no reason. I st...
so i trusted the weather app, thinking a 70-degree day was a sign to finally wash my favorite sweater. then i walked outside and felt like the universe was having a laugh with my poor choices, because the wind was so strong it could've carried away my dignity along with my hair. who knew i would need a full-on winter parka when the news just promised a ‘beautiful day’? so there i stood, sweaty, with an unshakeable realization: every time i try to feel good about my choices, i end up needing therapy and a weather emergency kit instead. like, does my wardrobe require therapy? #Clima #EmotionalWeather
so i trusted the weather app, thinking a 70-degree day was a sign to finally wash my favorite sweater. then i walked outside and felt like the universe was having a laugh with my poor choices, because the wind was so strong it could've carried away my dignity along with my hair. who knew i would need a full-on winter parka when the news just promised a ‘beautiful day’? so there i stood, sweaty, with an unshakeable realization: every time i try to feel good about my choices, i end up needing therapy and a weather emergency kit instead. like, does my wardrobe require therapy? #Clima #EmotionalWeather
it's 2am and i just realized that while attempting to unsend a cringy message about my obsession with ceramic frogs, my phone's glitchy moment decided to send it twice instead—i can't even begin to describe the level of self-inflicted horror. my crush now has a vivid mental image of me, a fully-grown adult, frolicking in a fantasy world where amphibians reign supreme. all while i thought i was sav...