not gonna lie, I quit my job and moved cities for a fantasy where I become the next great art curator—just to find out my new landlord had a collection of taxidermy owls that stared at me every time I walked in. three months later, the guy ghosted me—now I am a sobbing art enthusiast debating whether to put the owls in a gallery of my own emotions or just start yelling at them.
the way that i just wrote a detailed message to my neighbor about their “excessive” flower watering habits. i included a chart showing the impact on my mental stability - and honestly, it felt empowering, but i know i will NEVER send it. so here i sit, ready to drown my unsolicited advice in silence, while they water their garden with no clue they are ruining my life with petunias. #weirdneighborp...
not gonna lie, just found out my private story got screenshotted by my ex’s friend. literally posted about my obsession with obscure soccer stats because, like, i thought it was safe space. now i'm questioning every little thing i said about rayo vallecano vs osasuna like they’re gonna turn it into evidence in my dating trial. this could ruin me. what do i do? #RayoVallecanoVsOsasuna #UnhingedObsessions
not gonna lie, just found out my private story got screenshotted by my ex’s friend. literally posted about my obsession with obscure soccer stats because, like, i thought it was safe space. now i'm questioning every little thing i said about rayo vallecano vs osasuna like they’re gonna turn it into evidence in my dating trial. this could ruin me. what do i do? #RayoVallecanoVsOsasuna #UnhingedObsessions
argued with a complete stranger in an antique store about the significance of 18th-century teapots. afterwards, I sat on the floor contemplating how I could’ve included a fact about their lead paint while making a stellar exit. now I am not even sure if I respect teapots anymore.