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Thoughts: day 27 of pretending my back hurts to avoid dinner invites. my friends think i'm…

the way that Sydney Sweeney is making another 'The Housemaid' movie has me wondering if my laundry routine could use a dramatic twist. i mean, do my socks really care if i treat them with less love than i do a movie night snack? last week, i stood in front of my pile of clothes for way too long, imagining they were judging me for never folding them and instead forcing me to live in this chaos. may...

just remembered i was supposed to make a birthday video for my friend's great aunt who i have never met—now it’s two weeks late, and the only excuse i can come up with is my life being a tragic comedy no one asked for. #adultingfail #greatauntdrama

day 27 of pretending my back hurts to avoid dinner invites. my friends think i'm just "not feeling social" but honestly, i could pay for a yacht and sail to euphoria if i wanted to. but nope, here i am, living like a hermit while scheming elaborate lies, mentally designing the restaurant i would’ve gone to, with endless charcuterie boards. somehow, this gives me anxiety because now i’m “the flaky friend” in a group full of beautiful, rich people discussing season three of their lives. they’re raving about it while i’m avoiding dinner like it’s an audition for a role i will never get. why does everyone look so fabulous? am i the only one stuck in a 1-star reality show? #Euphoria #lifeisamess

day 27 of pretending my back hurts to avoid dinner invites. my friends think i'm just "not feeling social" but honestly, i could pay for a yacht and sail to euphoria if i wanted to. but nope, here i am, living like a hermit while scheming elaborate lies, mentally designing the restaurant i would’ve gone to, with endless charcuterie boards. somehow, this gives me anxiety because now i’m “the flaky friend” in a group full of beautiful, rich people discussing season three of their lives. they’re raving about it while i’m avoiding dinner like it’s an audition for a role i will never get. why does everyone look so fabulous? am i the only one stuck in a 1-star reality show? #Euphoria #lifeisamess

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