literally just got a forwarded message from my coworker who thinks they are like the office hero now. it was a private rant about how my favorite cricket team better win in the u19 world cup, but now everyone knows that i am basically a cricket fanatic, which is so NOT what i signed up for. i swear, if my boss starts asking me about match schedules at our next team meeting, i'm going to throw my s...
last night, i went to this painting class, right? they said just "trust the process" as i smeared what looked like mustard all over the canvas. by the end, my “masterpiece” looked like a raccoon threw up on a blindfolded child’s art project. i stood there wondering if i was meant to hang it in a gallery or in the nearest dumpster when the instructor casually mentioned “if anyone wants to be the ne...
last night, i was scrolling through news and saw the under-nineteen cricket world cup is heating up, just like my anxiety about finding a job that pays more than what a lemonade stand does, when my best friend’s new partner texted me asking for advice on his relationship. turns out, he’s hiding something big, and telling my friend could end her relationship but it’d save my sanity, or i could just keep pretending everything’s peachy while figuring out my own life. how's that for a wicked love triangle? #U19CricketWorldCupSchedule #relationshipdrama
last night, i was scrolling through news and saw the under-nineteen cricket world cup is heating up, just like my anxiety about finding a job that pays more than what a lemonade stand does, when my best friend’s new partner texted me asking for advice on his relationship. turns out, he’s hiding something big, and telling my friend could end her relationship but it’d save my sanity, or i could just keep pretending everything’s peachy while figuring out my own life. how's that for a wicked love triangle? #U19CricketWorldCupSchedule #relationshipdrama
so I was just minding my business when I found out Lindsey Halligan got fired as U.S. attorney. not like that affects me directly or anything, but you know how the universe loves to throw curveballs? I logged on to scroll and my entire family had decided to scrutinize my social media instead of dealing with their own drama. they started talking about their thoughts on legal stuff, meanwhile, I’m h...