i just poured my heart into this message, explaining everything about my day, and all I got back was a single thumbs up emoji. like, seriously? is that all i’m worth? it’s like sending out a message in a bottle and getting back a note saying "meh." now I’m questioning every decision I’ve ever made. what if I had spent all that time talking to my cat instead? she at least looks at me with some leve...
literally had a panic attack when I realized I wasn’t invited to the West Ham vs Man United watch party. I mean, did I somehow send the wrong vibes? my roommate texted me about it while I was at home, eating cereal straight out of the box in my pajamas like a REAL adult. it’s either my social skills or their collective commitment to avoiding confrontation. how am I the difficult one when I can bar...
bruh, so I just found out Al-Hilal dropped points in the AFC Champions League and here I am, literally just dropping my self-esteem in every meeting at work. like, the other day, my boss asked me to present and I froze up so hard I could literally feel my soul leaving my body. meanwhile, everyone else in the room was acting like they were winning the World Cup or something. I swear I started imagining an imaginary argument in the shower, yelling at my reflection about how I should have just pretended I was on a penalty kick instead of floundering like a fish out of water. who even am I? #AfcChampionsLeague #WorkNightmare
bruh, so I just found out Al-Hilal dropped points in the AFC Champions League and here I am, literally just dropping my self-esteem in every meeting at work. like, the other day, my boss asked me to present and I froze up so hard I could literally feel my soul leaving my body. meanwhile, everyone else in the room was acting like they were winning the World Cup or something. I swear I started imagining an imaginary argument in the shower, yelling at my reflection about how I should have just pretended I was on a penalty kick instead of floundering like a fish out of water. who even am I? #AfcChampionsLeague #WorkNightmare
not gonna lie, scrolling through social media makes me feel like I’m watching a movie where everyone has their happily ever after, while I’m stuck in the blooper reel. honestly, my friends are buying houses and posting engagement photos like it’s casual, while I’m over here stressing about how to pay rent and keep my microwave from exploding. I get it, life isn’t fair, but honestly, seeing Shafiqu...