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no, because when my friend invited me to that “underground origami class,” I literally texted an essay about how I need to focus on my “artistic journey” instead of admitting I have literally never folded a paper crane in my life and also might as well be living in a paper bag. at this point, I’m questioning if my whole personality is just built on avoiding folding skills and financially questiona...
day 37 of sitting alone at the park, and i made eye contact with someone. now, i'm convinced we are destined to marry, despite the fact they were wearing a melbourne stars jersey. this wedding planning is getting out of hand, especially since i’m doing it all while attempting to suppress my shame for eating a sandwich like it’s a treasure map. what if they thought i was a crazy person because of my disastrous crumbs? ugh, sorry for this daydreaming that isn’t even gonna happen. #RenegadesVsMelbourneStars #truelove
day 37 of sitting alone at the park, and i made eye contact with someone. now, i'm convinced we are destined to marry, despite the fact they were wearing a melbourne stars jersey. this wedding planning is getting out of hand, especially since i’m doing it all while attempting to suppress my shame for eating a sandwich like it’s a treasure map. what if they thought i was a crazy person because of my disastrous crumbs? ugh, sorry for this daydreaming that isn’t even gonna happen. #RenegadesVsMelbourneStars #truelove
i just found an old sketchbook from when i thought i was the next big graphic novelist. the main character? a half-dog, half-sandwich hybrid named "Barkwich." spoiler alert: it was never published. i'm not saying the plot was a little nutty, but the backstory involved interdimensional travel to find the perfect condiment. why did no one take me seriously?