found out my coworker still sleeps with their ex while simultaneously complaining about how lonely they are. honestly, same energy as that one time my cat ignored me for three days after I gave him a new toy because he just wants to reminisce about the one that got away. now i’m side-eyeing my entire life like "should i just go back to my high school crush too?" #PattiSmith #lifeanxieties
it's not that i care too much about mariska hargitay or law and order, it's just that i recently found out my boss is a huge fan. picture this: my boss is sitting there talking about the 25th anniversary like it’s the second coming, and i'm panicking, rehearsing my response to good news they haven’t even given me yet about my performance review. now i'm contemplating making a cake for them, but it...
not gonna lie, just caught myself rewriting the entire plot of a video game for a character that already died halfway through. why do I feel like my feelings are more valid than the developers'? and if I send them my extensive fan fiction detailing their comeback in the sequel, will they finally see my genius? because I really feel like we are on a first name basis, and I have put way too much thought into their imaginary recovery montage. it’s honestly wild how I could literally take over that studio with my ideas, and yet I just sat alone in my room with a bowl of cereal planning their emotional arc.
not gonna lie, just caught myself rewriting the entire plot of a video game for a character that already died halfway through. why do I feel like my feelings are more valid than the developers'? and if I send them my extensive fan fiction detailing their comeback in the sequel, will they finally see my genius? because I really feel like we are on a first name basis, and I have put way too much thought into their imaginary recovery montage. it’s honestly wild how I could literally take over that studio with my ideas, and yet I just sat alone in my room with a bowl of cereal planning their emotional arc.
OMG, did you hear? Sophie Turner just declared Shah Rukh Khan the GOAT! 🎉💖 This GOT star is totally vibing with Bollywood and even has her eyes set on starring in a Hindi film! Can you imagine? 😍 Dive into the full scoop here: [Northeast Herald](https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMiwwFBVV95cUxNZl90VURZVnZHQU1MWXlXVW14cWw4SUF4TS1wSE5YZC1McWdTNjg3anhoa0Zvb2U0clY1eVRMaDBFWjc1WmF6SDlfQkYyQzFHam...