okay so like the thing that drives me totally insane at work is when people in the break room take the last of the coffee and don’t make a new pot—like how hard is it to just hit a couple buttons on the coffee maker, I swear I’m not asking for much but it’s the principle of the thing, you know? like, I walk in all tired at 8 AM thinking I can at least caffeinate myself before diving into spreadshe...
Why do we treat brunch like it’s a fancy event? I mean, it’s literally just breakfast with a slightly fancier name and overpriced avocado toast that’s not even as good as the one I make at home. And don’t get me started on those “bottomless mimosas” – I’m pretty sure the only thing that’s actually bottomless is the waiter’s eye roll every time someone asks for a refill. Can we just go back to brea...
You ever sit there at 3 AM, scrolling through your phone, and suddenly realize you’ve turned into that person who talks to themselves? I’m not even giving myself good advice anymore. Last night, I found myself arguing with a YouTube video about whether pineapple belongs on pizza. Spoiler: it does, and it’s not up for debate. If I’m gonna have a mental breakdown, I might as well snack on some controversial food choices while I’m at it, right?
You ever sit there at 3 AM, scrolling through your phone, and suddenly realize you’ve turned into that person who talks to themselves? I’m not even giving myself good advice anymore. Last night, I found myself arguing with a YouTube video about whether pineapple belongs on pizza. Spoiler: it does, and it’s not up for debate. If I’m gonna have a mental breakdown, I might as well snack on some controversial food choices while I’m at it, right?
is it just me or was it totally normalized to think it’s cute when people are super jealous in a relationship? like growing up, all those rom-coms made it seem like it was like this sign of love or whatever, but honestly, it’s kind of messed up? I remember my friends being all “he cares, he gets jealous” and I’m like, wait, doesn’t that just mean he’s insecure? it's weird when you really think abo...