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Thoughts: just caught myself googling "how to make your own body lotion" while thinking ab…

yooo, just looked in the mirror and saw my parents staring back at me. like, are we supposed to talk about how my face is literally a remix of their most questionable features? just imagine their faces having a silent debate over who I look more like while I’m trying to brush my teeth. honestly, how did I inherit my dad's weird eyebrow thing and my mom's laugh like a pigeon?

if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, remember that it is okay to take a step back and breathe; this moment will pass, and you are not alone in this journey. #KeepGoing #InnerStrength

just caught myself googling "how to make your own body lotion" while thinking about how i’ve never bought lotion in my adult life. then i spiraled into looking up the ingredients in my favorite random snack. why do i care so much about skincare while my diet consists of hot cheetos and panic? my parents could make a whole seminar out of my red flags, but for some reason, the idea of becoming a homemade beauty influencer is now my midlife crisis. #ArynaSabalenka #selfdiscovery

just caught myself googling "how to make your own body lotion" while thinking about how i’ve never bought lotion in my adult life. then i spiraled into looking up the ingredients in my favorite random snack. why do i care so much about skincare while my diet consists of hot cheetos and panic? my parents could make a whole seminar out of my red flags, but for some reason, the idea of becoming a homemade beauty influencer is now my midlife crisis. #ArynaSabalenka #selfdiscovery

not gonna lie, just watched the trailer for "shrinking" season 3 and it hit me harder than my 6th grade crush rejecting me in front of the whole class—anyway, now i’m planning my own mental breakdown. sat here scrolling through my texts, debating the perfect mix of self-deprecating humor and deep emotional trauma, and all i could manage was “ok.” talk about low stakes existential crises—so where d...