its not that my room looks like a tornado hit a thrift store, its just that my collection of broken pens and half-drunk water bottles creates a very authentic atmosphere. when my parents showed up unannounced, i thought they’d see my artistic chaos as character, but they only looked at me like i just declared my intention to become a professional burrito blanket model.
it's three AM and I just checked my phone. my so-called 'best friend' texted me out of the blue, saying they need help with their homework. meanwhile, I still haven't recovered from the emotional breakdown when Mikel Oyarzabal scored that goal that ruined my favorite team's night. can we just acknowledge how one of us deserves better support... and it sure as hell isn't them? #MikelOyarzabal #Life...
my workload has doubled and my productivity has nosedived—kinda like Stefon Diggs's career decisions after all this drama. last week i spent an hour in the break room pretending to organize my snacks instead of crying about my collapsing life. do i want to manifest getting paid for all this stress? absolutely. do i really believe something good will come out of all of this? maybe—my boss just asked if i could take on more responsibilities and now my anxiety levels are more explosive than celebrity scandals. #StefonDiggsCharges #lifeistragic
my workload has doubled and my productivity has nosedived—kinda like Stefon Diggs's career decisions after all this drama. last week i spent an hour in the break room pretending to organize my snacks instead of crying about my collapsing life. do i want to manifest getting paid for all this stress? absolutely. do i really believe something good will come out of all of this? maybe—my boss just asked if i could take on more responsibilities and now my anxiety levels are more explosive than celebrity scandals. #StefonDiggsCharges #lifeistragic
lmao, just found out my coworker got promoted to my boss and I accidentally locked eyes with the break room toaster like it understands the trauma. now I'm taking notes on my dreams for when they ask me about team-building ideas, not realizing my last good idea was a detailed theory on why pickles are the best fruit... I should probably rethink my life choices.