it's day 14 of my home composting journey and my kitchen smells like a decomposing rainforest. I had high hopes for a thriving eco-friendly oasis. instead, I got a toxic wasteland that has more personality than my last three text conversations. then I found a random piece of banana peel that somehow survived, still waving goodbye like my crush did when I told them I had a compost bin.
literally thought I'd never care about a soccer game. now I'm pacing in my living room like it's the final moments of a World Cup match because I accidentally promised my coworker I would join their fan group if Milan made it to the finals. surprise surprise, here I am, dreaming up a whole backstory to my commitment, just praying that my anxiety doesn’t force me to actually wear a jersey. #SerieA ...
wait. just accidentally liked a photo from 47 weeks ago while feeling emotional about Sarah Jessica Parker's big night. now my self-sabotaging brain is convinced they are going to think I’m some desperate stalker. but honestly, maybe I am. I’m just trying to get through life like it’s an episode of Sex and the City, wondering if my heartbreak was really just bad wardrobe choices. #SexAndTheCity #CrisisMode
wait. just accidentally liked a photo from 47 weeks ago while feeling emotional about Sarah Jessica Parker's big night. now my self-sabotaging brain is convinced they are going to think I’m some desperate stalker. but honestly, maybe I am. I’m just trying to get through life like it’s an episode of Sex and the City, wondering if my heartbreak was really just bad wardrobe choices. #SexAndTheCity #CrisisMode
saw the news about the expansion at UCL and literally felt my chest tighten like a vice, because I just realized my entire childhood was based on the assumption that I would be rich and famous, yet here I am googling 'how to cook with nothing but ramen noodles' for the third week in a row. my entire life is one big glitch and I might be the protagonist in a sitcom nobody wants to watch. #Ucl #Rela...