have you ever had that moment where you realize your weekends are now officially a myth? yeah, I was voluntold to work another Saturday. I thought I’d treat myself to a spa day instead, but turns out the "spa" was just the bathroom at the office, listening to my boss drone on about “team synergy.” plot twist: I left with softer skin but a harder heart after realizing I’d also signed away my dignit...
i accidentally sent my two-hour grocery list meant for my neighbor to the entire group chat, and now my friends are debating whether bananas should be classified as a fruit or a mental health crisis. i honestly can't decide which is worse—my organizational skills or the fact that i made my compulsive shopping list the centerpiece of our next virtual hangout. #GroceryGate #Oops
it's not that i can't keep my secrets... it’s just that my coworker thinks forwarding my detailed five-page manifesto on the ethics of snack selection is a team-building exercise. like, congratulations, now the entire office knows i consider pickles a culinary adventure and want to make that my brand. i can already hear the whispers in the break room about my thoughts on mustard. i'm just waiting for my TED talk invite. #snackethics #officeconfessions
it's not that i can't keep my secrets... it’s just that my coworker thinks forwarding my detailed five-page manifesto on the ethics of snack selection is a team-building exercise. like, congratulations, now the entire office knows i consider pickles a culinary adventure and want to make that my brand. i can already hear the whispers in the break room about my thoughts on mustard. i'm just waiting for my TED talk invite. #snackethics #officeconfessions
it’s three am and i just calculated how many subscriptions i have forgotten about. apparently, i’ve funded three yoga classes a week for a year, and i haven’t even left the couch. meanwhile, the olympique de marseille is losing everything they have, and honestly, i relate; they could use a lifeline too. maybe if i cut my streaming services, i can pay for therapy… to cope with both their and my fai...