WhisperDog

Thoughts: so last year i literally asked my neighbor for advice on getting rid of squirrel…

kya badi gaffe thi yaar, meeting mein boss ko bola mujhe lagta hai aap ke pass bahut time hai, aap plan kyun nahi banate aur sab log mujhe dekh rahe the like kya bol diya maine, ab kya karun ghar wale samjhte nahi, adjust toh karna padega na.

so i was at a karaoke bar and thought i could impress everyone with my rendition of bohemian rhapsody, but halfway through i realized i had mixed up the lyrics with sweet child o' mine and just kept singing it as people stared like i was completely insane.

so last year i literally asked my neighbor for advice on getting rid of squirrels in my attic and halfway through my ramble about how they kept getting in i realized she was holding her newborn and i just kept going on about traps and possibly just adopting them because that would be cute too and i have never wanted to die more than when i saw her face

so last year i literally asked my neighbor for advice on getting rid of squirrels in my attic and halfway through my ramble about how they kept getting in i realized she was holding her newborn and i just kept going on about traps and possibly just adopting them because that would be cute too and i have never wanted to die more than when i saw her face

آج جب بینک کا بیلنس چیک کیا تو ایک دم دل گھبرا گیا۔ پھل کے لیے بھی پیسے نہیں ہیں، سچ میں کیا کروں؟