Why is it that my brain decides to have existential crises at 2 AM? Like, I’m just trying to sleep, but instead I’m contemplating the meaning of life while scrolling through memes about cats. And don’t even get me started on that nagging voice reminding me that I haven’t achieved anything since fifth grade when I won that spelling bee. I swear, if I could bottle up this midnight anxiety and sell i...
Why does it feel like every time I finally finish a book I’ve been slogging through, the only thing I can think of is, “Wow, I could’ve just Googled the plot and saved all those hours”? Is it just me, or do we all have that one book that everyone raves about but makes you question your own reading choices? Like, how did "War and Peace" get so much hype when I can barely keep track of more than thr...
Why do we always feel like we need to have our lives figured out by 25? Like, I still can’t decide if I want sushi for dinner or just a bowl of cereal. I swear, I saw my childhood dreams flash before my eyes during a quarterly review meeting. Can someone explain why adulthood is basically just Googling “how to be a functioning human” and pretending you know what you're doing while secretly fearing the day someone asks about your five-year plan?
Why do we always feel like we need to have our lives figured out by 25? Like, I still can’t decide if I want sushi for dinner or just a bowl of cereal. I swear, I saw my childhood dreams flash before my eyes during a quarterly review meeting. Can someone explain why adulthood is basically just Googling “how to be a functioning human” and pretending you know what you're doing while secretly fearing the day someone asks about your five-year plan?
So, I have this theory that every family cook has a secret recipe for something, but it’s just a list of random ingredients thrown together. Like, my aunt swears her “special curry” is life-changing, but it literally just looks like she spilled every spice in her pantry into a pot and called it gourmet. But then, I take one bite and suddenly I'm questioning my entire existence and wondering why I ...